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1000 Awful Things: #988 Public Apple Eaters

You know the sound. You probably even cringed when you saw the picture. Awful Thing #988 is truly awful; the sound of someone eating an apple.

It is very difficult to describe the sound. How can a solid food somehow manage to be slurped while being crunched? Somehow, the sound that is projected, at seemingly 100 decibels, can only be established as a cross between a piece of paper getting torn in half while someone slurps the bottom of a milkshake and simultaneously crunches into a gigantic carrot. And the worst part? There is no proper way to eat an apple to avoid this sound. My advice, eat in private.

Awful.

Inspired by: M

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